Well, this guy who has been trying desparately is wondering why we cannot get together. well i explained to him.
A woman will find it hard to see you as boyfriend potential if you
A. only turn up when you are horny.
B. turn up at her house with washing and ask her to put it on.
C. Turn up and eat her out of house and home leaving her fridge and cupboards bare, leaving no compensation.
D. use her phone to make personal calls that last over 3 minutes. It’s unessecary!
so i said all of the above to him and he took offense. he thought that i was accusing him of being a freeloader! Truth is that he is. if the tables were turned i’d be called a gold digger. but have you noticed the price of food lately. Damn-fool man will turn up and drink a pint of milk , wait until i go to the toilet and start boiling eggs and eat a packet of crisps while he waits.
Unacceptable, he does not even ask! So next time he calls by, i am conviently going to be “out” or suffering from chronic diorrheor. it isnt enough to just be leaving the house he just blocks and worms his way in.
so i said , sweetie it isn’t right. you are the worst free loader that i know! so he sat on my sofa, i thought he might cry or better still leave….. he turned over to boomerang and watched scooby doo and now he has fallen asleep.
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
bloody hell!
bet your bottom dollar he will try the same thing again monday. little does he know i am hiding upastairs in bed until he disappears because “oh sweetie i am not here , i am shopping in town.”
shifty little shit!
Tags: freeloading, golddiggers, irritating, laziness, men, relationships
